batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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