Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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