Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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