Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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