If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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