new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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