Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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