Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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