im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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