At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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