pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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