Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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