I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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