um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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