umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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