he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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