dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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