she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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