just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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