I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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