He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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