She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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