I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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