I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I queefed so loud it echoed.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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