i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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