i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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