So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
time to smoke my breakfast
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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