he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Text me some of your sweat
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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