Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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