she was so not down for the gang bang
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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