I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my phone needs a breathalizer
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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