If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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