Already got asked if we're dating
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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