I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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