Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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