So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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