dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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