Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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