I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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