Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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