Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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