Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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