come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
did you just send me my own nude
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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