Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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