Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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