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Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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