i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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