It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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