Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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