he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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