So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My feet surprised me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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