hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
