you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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