I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
