So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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