Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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