hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Found the puke drawer
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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