i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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